Rumor has it there are nooks and crannies in the decrepit remains of Laurynvale where even the most seasoned and ruthless members of the Five Fingers will not go. There might be ghosts, so they say, or demonic powers, or rival gangs, or even actual sewer rats of size and ferocity to rival the gang that shares their name. It’s the kind of mystique most vagabonds thrive upon, but one should never underestimate the power of a vagabond’s self-interest, which trumps all other concerns of stealth and secrecy.
Indeed,
only the truly bold would dare make a home in, say, the bowels of the former
Temple of Avandra. The once grand
citadel is now a ruined skeleton from a bygone era, a crumbling mass that does
nothing beyond disturbing the flow of evening smoke and morning mists. Avandra used to be a favorite of thieves,
rogues, assassins, and so on, or so they say.
Now she is just another god: ignored, if not forgotten.
Except
by one, as fireside tales will allege.
They call him the Priest, a lurking shadow who, like the crumbling
temple he calls home, is a forlorn remnant of the old era. They say his devotion to Avandra is as steady
as his practiced hands, hands that seem to have stolen from everyone, even the
Masters of the Five Fingers themselves.
No one has ever seen him. No one has
ever communicated with him. No one is
even entirely sure that he exists, so mysterious are the alleys of the old city
and so nefarious are their citizens. And
yet, his shadow is long, and his home remains undisturbed, because
self-interest finds a friend in superstition, and both keep safe the wisest of
thieves.
What
the Priest occupies himself with is anyone’s guess, assuming he exists at
all. One can assume that his nights are
taken up by thieving and his days by worship.
One might also assume that he, being devoted to the Goddess of Luck and
Change, favors a game of chance. Or
maybe just a habit. A coin toss, for
example. Something to pass the time and
to remind himself, in these dismal days, that there are forces even higher than he.
One
could easily imagine him whiling away his early morning hours by flipping said
coin at the foot of a shrine he has built to his goddess. Maybe there is a smaller shrine as well, set
aside for Mask, the goddess’s son, patron guardian of thieves. He might keep these shrines in a hidden hall
under the temple sanctuary, once, say, the quarters of clerics and
paladins. A fitting home for the last
worshipper of his kind.
Surely
he is comfortable in his privacy. He
often spends time flipping his coin, confident that he will not be disturbed. Which is why he would no doubt be quite
shocked if someone were to find him.
“Who
goes there?” he might ask, feeling a presence looming behind him.
He
may wait for a response, wondering if maybe it was a rat or a dog that disturbed him. Even the finest scouts of
the Five Fingers have failed to discover him here – what could possibly
change?
“Announce
yourself,” he would continue, more certain than ever that something was not
right.
At
that point he would surely turn to look at his trespasser, clapping eyes on a tall, hooded figure not dissimilar from
himself. His intruder might stand there,
still and unafraid. The Priest might
find this a little off-putting, prompting his finger to trace the handle of one
of his many hidden daggers.
“I
have to say: I’m impressed,” the Priest may mutter, and why not? “Been down here over a hundred years and you’re
the first visitor I’ve gotten. Well
done. But if it’s gold you’re looking
for, you’re going to be disappointed: I keep me stash elsewhere. If it’s conversation, well…I might be
inclined to chit chat. But you have to
go first.”
The
figure would remain unmoved. If we
imagine he can find the Priest, we can imagine he won’t be too frightened of
the consequences. The Priest would
probably take this into account, and, with well-practiced speed and precision,
produce a dagger and throw it straight for the intruder’s heart.
One
could be forgiven for thinking the conversation ends there. A dagger to the heart? Thrown by a man whose expertise is
legend? No chance.
But
this is the Priest of Avandra. He should
know there’s always a chance. Which is
why the dagger might disappear, and the figure might remain utterly nonplussed.
“I
mean you no harm,” the figure would say in a voice that, while soft,
reverberates through the underground hall.
“I only have a message for you…Ko the Wanderer.”
At
this point, the Priest could react in any number of ways. He might throw another dagger, sure that his
first strike had merely been poor. He
might run, for valuable though his shrines are, his life is no doubt more
useful to his goddess. He might shout
and scream and stomp his feet in rage, for who in the Realm would have the gall
to invade his sovereign home in the first place?
But
he might also pause, for the name “Ko the Wanderer,” foreign though it sounds,
might echo with him in a way that a moniker like “The Priest” does not.
“I
think there’s been some sort of mistake,” he could say. “I believe you’re looking for someone else,
friend. There’s no Ko here.”
It
might be the truth. It might be a
lie. It probably wouldn’t make a
difference to an intruder. Certainly not
to this one.
“It’s
been a long time, Ko,” the intruder might say.
“Things are different now. For
both of us. But there is still unfinished
business to attend to.”
“I
don’t know what you’re talking about,” the Priest would say, maybe a little
more desperately than usual. “Get out of
here, or there will be trouble. I can
promise you that.”
This
tactic would probably work on lesser foes, but let us assume that this intruder
is not a lesser foe. Let us assume that
this intruder, who has so far shown himself incisive, crafty, and bold, is not
of this place. Perhaps not even of this
world.
Were
that they case, he could choose this moment to prove himself. Maybe he would lower his hood and give the
Priest a look at his pale but chiseled visage and dark, glossy hair. It could be that a bright flash of light
would follow, something to wash out the darkness of the hall and
blind the Priest with its brilliance. Perhaps
the intruder even levitates, or makes the Priest levitate, or transports them
both to another plane, where the Priest twists and twirls and grabs for
something to steady himself, but to no avail.
Surely there would be confusion, terror, even despair. But perhaps it seems familiar, too.
And
then, there would be a message:
“Hear
me, Ko the Wanderer, Highest of Avandra, Favored of Mask, Resistor of Nerodeus, Thief in the Night. I the High Guardian have a warning from the seat of Helm, himself, he who Watches over All and plans for the Protection of Mortalkind. Seek the thirteen pieces and their hold:
One around the neck of Chance's Champion
One around the neck of the Mad Queen Outcast
One in the sands beneath the Shattering Waves
One in the Greens reborn from fire
One among the scaled ones like the rainbow
One among the scaled ones fled from their own
One with those below and above the gods
One with the blood-criers together at last
One within the haven mysterious and old
One within the white of the great bitter north
One for the long-ears last together
One for the keepers of the mountains
One long lost in the pathway to the East
And the hold on prosperous shores to the West
Unite them and repel the forces that would waste the lands of mortals and challenge the dominion of the gods. Conquer the beast you have awakened. Rise again and shoulder the burden of your kin."
This is all a theory, of course, and being a theory, one would be free to assume that it ended in an instant, leaving the Priest dazed on the floor. All would have returned, undisturbed, as if the intruder had never been there in the first place.
The only thing he might be left with would be his coin, standing on its edge. He would no doubt see this after picking himself up off the floor. Surely he would wonder. His coin must have gone flying. Or fallen from his hand. Or somehow stood on its end after sitting flat on the floor. Either way, the result would be unprecedented; a remarkable feat of chance. Something to send a chill up his spine.
An astonishing tale, to be sure, and more astonishing still were a voice to echo in the hall, distant but familiar.
"Trust in yourself," it might say. "I will be watching. Old f-f-friend."
Perhaps then Ko would know that the time to venture out in the world had come again.
One around the neck of Chance's Champion
One around the neck of the Mad Queen Outcast
One in the sands beneath the Shattering Waves
One in the Greens reborn from fire
One among the scaled ones like the rainbow
One among the scaled ones fled from their own
One with those below and above the gods
One with the blood-criers together at last
One within the haven mysterious and old
One within the white of the great bitter north
One for the long-ears last together
One for the keepers of the mountains
One long lost in the pathway to the East
And the hold on prosperous shores to the West
Unite them and repel the forces that would waste the lands of mortals and challenge the dominion of the gods. Conquer the beast you have awakened. Rise again and shoulder the burden of your kin."
This is all a theory, of course, and being a theory, one would be free to assume that it ended in an instant, leaving the Priest dazed on the floor. All would have returned, undisturbed, as if the intruder had never been there in the first place.
The only thing he might be left with would be his coin, standing on its edge. He would no doubt see this after picking himself up off the floor. Surely he would wonder. His coin must have gone flying. Or fallen from his hand. Or somehow stood on its end after sitting flat on the floor. Either way, the result would be unprecedented; a remarkable feat of chance. Something to send a chill up his spine.
An astonishing tale, to be sure, and more astonishing still were a voice to echo in the hall, distant but familiar.
"Trust in yourself," it might say. "I will be watching. Old f-f-friend."
Perhaps then Ko would know that the time to venture out in the world had come again.










