Game 1 Quotes

Game 1: “Zippidee doo dah by Helm himself”

*little girl gets dropped off cliff* “See you in a bit!” – Jrod (as Lily)

“Why’d they only give me 10 campfires?” – Mrs. D (about torches)

“Fucking crickets! Shut up!” –Mrs. D

“Something comes up—“ –Jrod

“And eats you. Roll a new character.” –Mr. D

“Arr ar ar ar.” – Mrs. D (to wolf)

“So you try mocking the wolf?” –Mr. D

“That’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.” –T

“I give her a kiss back.” – C

“Your beards get tangled.” –Mrs. D

“Let’s get crazar!” –C

“Shaggin wagon.” –Jrod

“7^th level horse.” –Mr. D

“Lay on hooves.” –C

“He’s chaotic filthy.” –Mr. D (about Grechmas)

“I take a little nap next to the sex shop.” – J

“Zippidee doo dah by Helm himself” –Jrod

“If I could pee myself I would. But I can’t. I don’t have a bladder. Cause I don’t have a body.” –Mr. D

“I’ve got a knife, what should we do?”-Mr. D

“Why would you worship anything besides royality?” –Mrs. D